Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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