I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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