The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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