similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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