brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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