Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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