Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
