I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Do vagina's smell?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
All I want is dick and wine.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Randomize
