even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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