I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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