Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We named our party play list daddy issues
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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