you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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