And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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