Where did you get a picture of my penis
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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