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Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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This house was built for laser tag.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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