There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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