can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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