LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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