I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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