Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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