I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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