Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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