Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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