We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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