me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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