one might say we're banned from that church
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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