Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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