let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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