1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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