try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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