I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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