I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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