I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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