Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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