Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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