Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Life is so much better after having sex.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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