She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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