The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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