How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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