Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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