Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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