Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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