I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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