She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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