Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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