Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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