Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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