i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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