ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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