I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
It was like giving head to a cactus.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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