I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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