I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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