When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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