is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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