no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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